A Birthday Dinner
You have to be early enough to be one of the respectable ones, I say, but late enough for them to start tidying up. Saturdays are best. You should look respectable; otherwise you’ll be chased away. They’ll give freely to the respectable ones, I say. The ones after us, the junkies and the alkies will have to sift through the rubbish bins for the really manky leftovers. You have to look confident, I say. You have to look as if you are doing your weekend shopping but left it just a little bit late. If we are really lucky, the cheese monger may give us a few bits and pieces. He is one of the good ones. He isn’t one who cuts two ounces over and then asks: do you mind a little more? No- he is an honest man and a kind man, and he’ll give us the left-over, awkward pieces, more crust than cheese. We’ll get some fruit and veg, I say. Fruit is plentiful on the Saturday evening....