The Ugly Poem

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This is a 'found poem' made up from fragments of comments in the rightwing press just after the 2016 Referendum.  The words are exactly as I found them but I have taken snippets of about five different comments.  These are not the worst remarks...



Glad

We are leaving

Look at the jobs we will get back

And the benefits

Stop taking in asylum spongers

Pedos, terrorists and all the EU dregs

No more foreigners with horrible accents



Send

The lot of them packing

It doesn't matter

How many of them come to Britain

They

Will never be British

I'm sure they'll be made

Very unwelcome in our country


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