Decision Time

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Three people are ahead of him.

It is decision time

If he keeps it, he can pay the gas bill

There may be enough left over to make a cot for the baby

He is a capable joiner but there is no job for him

Not with his past, anyway

There could be enough for a new blanket for the wee one

He would love to treat Jenny to a pub tea

Would make a change from the tins they get from the food bank

She looks worn-out since she’s had the bairn.

 

Two people are ahead of him.

Won’t be long till Christmas

More folk are buying the magazine

With the Dalai Lama on the front cover he sold out within hours

Rishi Sunak doesn’t sell   

No surprise there

The magazine gets soggy in the rain

No surprise there either

Perhaps seventy nine quid is someone’s budget for the month

Although, with a Gold Visa card………..  who knows.

 

One person is ahead of him.

His Mum taught him to be honest

That was before the world spat him out

Honesty is the best policy, she said but look at him now

Does he still believe all that?

Keep it, gas bill, baby blanket

Seventy nine pounds that are not his

Some poor sod not being able to pay his shopping

Or someone with more money than sense?

He doesn’t know.

 

‘Next please,’

‘I found this wallet in the gents.  Can I leave it with you perhaps?’




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