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The Little Hill of Women

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  I wasn’t prepared for the sheer beauty of Omey Island.   The extraordinary quality of light, the shifting patterns of currents in the water and the clouds in the sky, the poles marking the causeway.   The calm sea was almost imperceptibly advancing, swallowing up the ripples in the sand, inch by inch. Before parking in the small car park at the slipway, I’d gone into Sweeney’s, the pub cum village shop.   When I asked about Patti, the shopkeeper told me that she had been buried three months ago.   I had known I would be too late. ‘She never married,’ the woman said.   ‘Too busy painting.’   She pointed at some postcards.   I bought water and a sandwich and set off.   The causeway would be open for another two hours.   It was brightening up, the wind blowing holes in the clouds.   A funeral procession was gathering to walk over to the graveyard.   Here, even funerals here were subject to the tide. Crossing the causeway t...

Win it to be In it

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I wrote this script a few years ago. Apparently, now it might be happening in the States.  https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/trumps-dhs-considers-reality-show-immigrants-compete-citizenship/ Shameful Gameshow host Boris (GSH) Sjouke (SJO) woman with Dutch/ German accent   FX                             applause, cheering GRAMS                     theme tune (chariots of fire) GSH                          Thank you, thank you.   Welcome to the 50 th edition of: Win It To Be In It!   I am Boris March and I am your host tonight. FX             ...

Where the bad ones live

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    Duck and Bobi had agreed to meet up in town.   It was late morning, early spring and the only notable thing about the weather was that rain was on its way.   Again.   Bobi had been to the job centre. It’s no right, he said.   They keep threatening to take money off me benefits, for not looking hard enough for a job.   But I says to them, I says I dinnae mind working, but who is gonna take care of me Ma when I’m away all day?   I says to them she cannae be in the house on her own. She can hardly get out of a chair. They say get a carer in and I says I am her carer.   But that’s a job for the Social Work department and they need to get their targets and they have nae money so I need to find a job or get benefit cuts and find a way to care for me Ma. They tell me it is a good experience, and I should put it on my CV- being a carer.   So I can get a paid job taking care of old or sick folk and someone else can come in and get pa...